Another email by Godsminute.com...as of 2/18/12
It is written; IF I SAY, 'I WILL FORGET MY
COMPLAINT, I WILL CHANGE MY EXPRESSION,
AND SMILE.' ( JOB 9:27 * NIV )
Dear John,
We all have days when we feel overwhelmed
with life's many problems. However complaining about
then doesn't change a thing!
So why not smile instead of complain, for it is said; "Smile
and the whole World smiles with you, frown and you frown
alone!"
Now what better way to find a smile than to laugh with
joy. So enjoy today's message, and let it be said; OUR
MOUTHS WERE FILLED WITH LAUGHTER, OUR
TONGUES WITH SONGS OF JOY. For; THE LORD
HAS DONE GREAT THINGS FOR US, AND WE
ARE FILLED WITH JOY. ( PSALM 126:2-3 )
Therefore John, today's message is one that was
sent to us by one of our Dear Subscribers. It will not only
cause a laugh or two, it may try your Bible knowledge a
little as well! It is titled:
"Smiles From The Bible"
Q: What kind of man was Boaz before he married?
A: Ruthless
Q: What do they call Pastor's in Germany?
A: German Shepherd's.
Q: Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A: Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was
in liquidation.
Q: What was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A: Pharaoh's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile
and drew out a little Prophet.
Q: What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A: Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Fury.
David's Triumph was heard throughout the land. Also,
probably a Honda, because the apostles were all in
one Accord.
Q: Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A: Samson. He brought the house down.
Q: Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in
the Bible?
A: Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.
Q: Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
A: The area around Jordan. The banks were always
overflowing.
Q: Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible?
A: David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.
Q: Which Bible character had no parents?
A: Joshua, son of Nun.
Now who knew the Bible was so full of puns and jokes?
I hope you have enjoyed!
Enjoy your weekend John, and do not forget to attend
your Church tomorrow as well.
All My Love & Prayers,
Pastor Allen
at: http://www.godsminute.com
Apostle Paul Ministries, P O Box 55996, Hayward, CA 94545
Everyone have a great Day!
J.R. on tract!
COMPLAINT, I WILL CHANGE MY EXPRESSION,
AND SMILE.' ( JOB 9:27 * NIV )
Dear John,
We all have days when we feel overwhelmed
with life's many problems. However complaining about
then doesn't change a thing!
So why not smile instead of complain, for it is said; "Smile
and the whole World smiles with you, frown and you frown
alone!"
Now what better way to find a smile than to laugh with
joy. So enjoy today's message, and let it be said; OUR
MOUTHS WERE FILLED WITH LAUGHTER, OUR
TONGUES WITH SONGS OF JOY. For; THE LORD
HAS DONE GREAT THINGS FOR US, AND WE
ARE FILLED WITH JOY. ( PSALM 126:2-3 )
Therefore John, today's message is one that was
sent to us by one of our Dear Subscribers. It will not only
cause a laugh or two, it may try your Bible knowledge a
little as well! It is titled:
"Smiles From The Bible"
Q: What kind of man was Boaz before he married?
A: Ruthless
Q: What do they call Pastor's in Germany?
A: German Shepherd's.
Q: Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A: Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was
in liquidation.
Q: What was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A: Pharaoh's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile
and drew out a little Prophet.
Q: What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A: Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Fury.
David's Triumph was heard throughout the land. Also,
probably a Honda, because the apostles were all in
one Accord.
Q: Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A: Samson. He brought the house down.
Q: Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in
the Bible?
A: Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.
Q: Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
A: The area around Jordan. The banks were always
overflowing.
Q: Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible?
A: David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.
Q: Which Bible character had no parents?
A: Joshua, son of Nun.
Now who knew the Bible was so full of puns and jokes?
I hope you have enjoyed!
Enjoy your weekend John, and do not forget to attend
your Church tomorrow as well.
All My Love & Prayers,
Pastor Allen
at: http://www.godsminute.com
Apostle Paul Ministries, P O Box 55996, Hayward, CA 94545
Everyone have a great Day!
J.R. on tract!
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